Shorter: Punisher: War Machine

paulsebert:

Nick Fury Jr: Ok Castle… I need you to kill this totally evil genocidal dictator and because SHIELD needs deniability I’ve allowed you to “steal” a War Machine armor to take him out.  Now please keep in mind this is a stealth mission so…

**CRASH!!**

The Punisher: Holy crap! Did you see that I just threw a tank at those guys!

Nick Fury Jr: Damn it Castle! You’re supposed to discrete about this.

The Punisher: If you wanted discrete you shouldn’t have given me the ability to throw tanks!

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