– The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.
– The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.
– The fic is about your OTP, it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.
– The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.
– Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.
– The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.
– The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing.
– Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.
Wonder which I fall under, haha.
All true, but it omits the worst one:
Everything about this fic presses your buttons. It’s about your OTP. It’s perfectly tailored to your tastes and kinks. The prose is scintillating. The plot is tantalising. You love every word of it.
It stops in the middle of a sentence. It’s in your own WIP folder and if you want to know what happens next, you’ve got to write the damn thing yourself.
I just woke up from a dream in which I lived in an enormous house with a number of deer roaming around in it, and one of them was just Eric Trump’s body with a deer’s mind implanted in it.
Deeric Trump had solid black eyes, walked around naked hunched over to the ground and he was intrusively affectionate. If you ran into him he’d forcefully mash his head and face into you like a big cat, demanding to be petted while emitting gasps and whimpers because the deer brain didn’t know what to do with human vocal chords
I know you didn’t choose to read this but I didn’t choose to dream it so tough shit
You ever write up a post you decide will be too controversial or embarrassing but leave it in your drafts to sleep on and then forget about it? How about real personal stuff you weren’t sure you wanted to share at the time? Heavy-ass receipts on bad shit you’re leaving there only just in case you’re forced to use them?
Well if any of your drafts get flagged by the new system, a mod can apparently see them in with all your other flagged posts, and if they un-flag them, it publishes them automatically as a brand new post. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
as long as you don’t request a review, the only ones who see it are you and a bot with the coding of a no. 2 wooden pencil
I didn’t request a review for any of the dozens of old posts of mine that just got unflagged and reposted.
None of my drafts were flagged, but I know a couple people who woke up to some of their drafts suddenly on their blog and they hadn’t requested those be reviewed either.
As a matter of fact I don’t have the review option on ANY of my flagged posts still. I only have a “learn more” button and it goes to a blank page.
I’m not hearing any more people have this problem, but I doubt anyone was lying or wrong considering the mess that is this site’s coding and maintenance.
Maybe it was something that’s actually been fixed or just affected a small number of people, but I’m not sure i want to take chances.
I recently rescued a cat named Kirby from a place he was not wanted and upon getting him home, we noticed he had a hernia that needed to be treated ASAP. He’s an absolute sweetheart and I want to give him the love and care he deserves.
Unfortunately right now I don’t have the money to spend on a surgery like this and I need help. My friends & family are also tight on money and can’t afford to help me out which is why I’ve turned to here.
If you can help me cover his surgery, that would be amazing.
The estimate I have gotten from the local vet is around $750 so I would need at least that amount to get him his surgery.
Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”
Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human
Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”
Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human
Monsters and Stuff 