I know my posting or reblogging this image is like a bimonthly thing but it’s soooo important to me that you all know this is a completely real Family Circus strip posted on Halloween 2012
This is Tarkus for those of you who are unfamiliar
“Hey, now we’ve woken you guys,[no one’s] seen you guys for a long time! Hi there, I’m Tzeentch!”
DISCORD. STASIS. GROWTH. DECAY. … PEVERSITY?
“Yeah, Slaneesh is new. He/She/It is a huge fan of your whole ‘octopi limb thing.’”
GOALS. CHAOS. AIMLESS. WEAK.
“… You disapprove of us? Why? Why don’t you…”
YOU. AVIAN NYARLATHOTEP. KNOW YOUR ELDER.
And so Tzeentch vanished.
YOU. WARRIOR OF NODEN’S ILK. KNOW YOUR ELDER.
And so Khorne vanished.
YOU. FORGOTTEN ONE. YOU MAY REMAIN.
And so Malal shrugged.
YOU. LUSTFUL YOUTH. KNOW SHUB-NIGGURATH. FOR NOW WE MUST ALL REST.
In the bleak darkness of the 31st millennium, there was only science and a lack of Chaos. War happened, but it was less emotional. Peace happened more frequently.
A universe became divided by a lack of a Warp. But as time passed, it was decided this was a good thing.
The increased presence of abhuman fishpeople was passed off as a minor issue of poor gene samples.
Monsters and Stuff 