it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they blood ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!
imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin’ rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever’s left on the floor and were like “damn….if only I didn’t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.”
YOU!!!!!
DON’T!
Vampires are starting to piss me off
Vampire mothers: finish drinking one corpse before starting another!
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Smear Frame or vampire shapeshifting?
You decide.
(Also there are two vampires in this picture, just so there’s no confusion.)
In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will
on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.
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Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats
And here are all of the Vampire Draw Days 2018 vampires, as prompted by followers like YOU!
Vampire Draw Days: The Second Half
Yesterday I posted the first five vampires from Vampire Draw Days. Today I post the final five.
Vamp 6:
Animals: Spider, Man-Of-War, Peacock
Personality: Cunning
Clothes: Sun hat, glasses, turtleneck
The prompt specified that this vampire is all about preying upon corrupt people in positions of power, so that’s the character pitch.
Vamp 7:
Animals: Mosquito, Crane, Adder
Personality: Tireless Worker
Clothes: Plague doctor mask
Another Lost Epoch vampire, this one is significantly more successful at hiding his vampirism, and has gotten much more work as a doctor despite his condition. Of course, it’s a closely guarded secret, and the doctor worries that some day he may have to protect it with lethal force. Till that horrible day arrives, though, he makes a great reputation for himself by working himself to the bone and only occasionally sampling the blood stains on his operating table.
Vamp 8:
Animals: Vulture, Coyote, Rattlesnake
Personality: Bombastic
Clothes: Spurs that jingle jangle jingle
Though her name never went down in the history books as one of the great traveling lawmen of the wild west, this vampire was nonetheless a living legend in her time, considered the deadliest gunman – err, woman – ever to hold a six shooter. Perhaps the theatrics of her heroic deeds is why no one recorded them – or perhaps her inhuman durability and impossibly night marksmanship just made it too “obvious” that she was a tall tale. Though tales of her deeds died down over time, the legend herself has yet to expire – she lives a more low key life now, but she never did it for the praise or fame anyway. She killed folk that needed killing, helped folk who needed helping, and now owns a very large cattle ranch where her penchant for old school cowboy clothing doesn’t look too out of place (and where animal blood is in plentiful supply). A good ending for a gunslinger, all things considered. But then, what ending can there be for a hero who never dies? Perhaps she merely bides her time for the next frontier to reveal itself…
Vamp 9:
Animals: Hyena, Bearded Vulture, Boar
Personality: Gluttonous
Clothes: Leather butcher’s apron
Eating is a habit most vampires grow out of. While they can digest food, blood gives them all they need to survive, and is difficult enough to procure without also trying to forage for unnecessary food. This vampire, however, has only increased his appetite in undeath, and stays in a far more monstrous shape than most to eat all the more. It is notable that the high metabolism of a vampire makes getting overweight rather difficult for them – most vampires end up on the lean and wiry side whether they want to or not. The amount of food this vampire consumes, then, is truly noteworthy.
Vamp 10:
Animals: Cabbit, VW-sized Mechanical Rhinoceros Beetle, Final Boss Style Dragon
Personality: Weeb/Geek
Clothes: Armor that is made of video game periphera in the style of the AVGN
What a nerd.
Vampire Draw Days 2018: The First Half
I received a total of ten prompts for the Vampire Draw Days thing, which is a pretty good number all things considered. Here’s the first five, with the rest to follow tomorrow. Probably.
Vampire 1:
Animals: Toad, Cat, Hare
Personality: Bargaining
Clothing: Long gloves
From the animals chosen, I knew this vampire would have to be very leggy, because toads and hares have long-ass hindlegs (it helps for jumping). The addition of long gloves made me want to put them in formal wear, and then that made me think of how rabbits are associated with magicians, and so we have a vampire who’s a bit of a stage magician herself – albeit one with some actual supernatural powers behind her tricks. Like any good magician, she’s great at misdirection, which fits with her “bargaining” personality – she’s a fast talker and a bit of a con woman, excelling at talking her way out of problems and into opportunities.
Vampire 2:
Animals: Chameleon, Poison Dart Frog, Hoatzin
Personality: Afraid of Most Things
Clothing: A big, wide-brimmed hat
Obviously it’s not something that would come up in a black and white sketch, but I figure this guy’s hair and clothing is very colorful EXCEPT for the big hat and body-obscuring trenchcoat, which are probably black or brown (and even the coat has some bright paint spots on it). A more modern vampire, this guy probably escaped from a Spooks Organization laboratory (which would explain the very odd mix of animals in his shapeshifter repertoire), and spends most of his undead life looking over his shoulder for the men in black to reclaim him again.
Vampire 3:
Animals: Gecko, Chameleon, Adder
Personality: Inquisitive
Clothing: A fancy ball gown
A wealthy vampiress who, in life, had a bit of a reptile collecting habit, this vamp had a great deal of resources at her disposal to deal with her newfound condition, and has found plenty of non-lethal ways to satisfy her newfound bloodthirst without hurting people. The result is a sweet but somewhat naive vampire, one that doesn’t understand why this whole creature of the night thing is so difficult for most people to deal with. Of course, part of that sheltered worldview comes from her family insisting on keeping her confined – err, that is, protected within their estate. Though she understands their concerns, she longs to see the world, and to figure out just how versatile her newfound vampiric powers are.
Vamp 4:
Animals: Bat, Snake, Dragon
Personality: Cunning and Prideful
Clothing: Tattered cloak and a plague doctor’s mask
A vampire from the Lost Epoch, i.e. the Age of Magic, this grim fellow traveled the earth as a wandering healer when he was alive. One disease proved too much for even his expertise, and this of course is how he gained his current affliction. He still tries to work as a medicine man, but few people are willing to trust a creature of the night, and after enough angry mobs he’s been forced to become something of a warrior. To his frustration, a lot more people are willing to accept his help in battle than they are to accept his healing, but at least his fighting prowess gets the respect it deserves.
Vamp 5:
Animals: Coyote, Barn Owl, Opossum
Personality: Paranoid
Clothing: Hoodie
Sired in the modern age, this vampire’s knowledge of vampirism has been tainted by pop culture. Of course, outside of a few romance novels and children’s books, vampires in pop culture don’t really have great lives – you’re shunned from society and condemned to prey upon your fellow human beings, which really doesn’t sit well with this poor kid. The young vampire has taken to a life of vagrancy, feeding off of whatever wildlife they can find while making sure they never stay in one place long enough for people to discover them.
This.
Monsters and Stuff 