spookielena:

prokopetz:

One of the things I love about Eastern European folklore and folk magic is the completely blasé assumption that there are vampires everywhere. It’s not even “here’s how to get rid of vampires” – it’s more like “here’s how to exploit your vampire problem for personal gain”, or even “here’s how to live with the fact that your neighbour is probably a vampire”. Sure, everybody knows that old Vladislaus and his wife are blood-sucking abominations… but, well, come harvest time, you need every pair of hands you can get. So just smile and nod, hang fresh garlic in your windows every new moon, and try not to think too hard about what they’re using to fertilise those strangely vigorous crops.

#i remember when i first read a book of unabridged russian fairy tales #they were so creepy and matter-of-fact and offered no chance of a life whre this shit is not everywhere #they made me get my first gray hair at the age of eight is2g (via @sabacc)