silly – Page 2 – Monsters and Stuff

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

officialmysticunicorn:

Ive been eating peanut mnms in hope that if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts i can get my revenge

this post started out so normal

what bothers me most is there is an actual possibility this would work

daphnetrodon:

mystery solved

towritelesbiansonherarms:

this cracked me up more than i think it should have

Source: memescomedy.com

thegreatvalkyrie:

In Godzilla: Final Wars, Gigan and the mutants both possess the M-base, and it’s outright stated that the mutants are most likely related to/descended from Gigan. In other words, this means humans 12,000 years ago fucked Gigan, and monsterfucking exists in the Godzilla canon. In this essay I will

Is this real reason the director’s career ended with that film?

Also, never forget with aliens, reproduction can be even more weird/fetishy without Gigan and a human having to even touch.

bloggingtrucker:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

tredlocity:

ghoulsjw:

tredlocity:

ghoulsjw:

tredlocity:

ghoulsjw replied to your post:
reminder that basil the great mouse detective is…

this is just a “buddy you cant fuck osmosis jones” ripoff. see you in court, asshole

ur just salty cause u cant sex rats

she begs to differ

c are you saying you sexed this rat

stop saying sexed!!!!! im saying She Fucks!

i cant believe you sex’d a rat wow police

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

every time i tell my son he can only get one thing he takes hours to choose between two things and i think he’s deliberately doing it so i’ll give in and buy him both things

wait i don’t have a kid

why is there a child’s bedroom in my house there wasn’t a room here before

I see the changelings have updated their methods.

techunadept:

astroneerdirk:

fanby-from-space:

dynamicoceans:

These are box crabs. The male will carry the female with him until she molts.

Video

He just picked up his gf and left

“Don’t talk to me or my gf ever again”

“Oh, I say! Come along dear, we’re leaving.”

Source: dynamicoceans

Behind The Music: Horse Choir

sexlovemarijuana:

uwaaaah:

#this comic went places

Why is this so funny

Source: sodaking