ymcaunscrambled:

prokopetz:

Lesser known forms of shipping:

Authorship – shipping a writer with their own OC

Censorship – the ship that dare not speak its name

Championship – shipping whoever’s left

Courtship – shipping of legal practitioners

Dictatorship – shipping of author-approved couples

Flagship – shipping of sovereign nations

Hardship – shipping two characters specifically because they cause each other to suffer

Horsemanship – self-explanatory

Internship – a ship that someone’s not getting paid enough for

Membership – shipping of individual body parts

Mothership – shipping a character as another character’s mother

Ownership – shipping a character with their pet

Partisanship – shipping of polearms (see also: bipartisanship)

Partnership – shipping of FBI agents

Readership – shipping a character with yourself

Relationship – shipping based on mathematical proximity

Rulership – shipping of units of measurement

Showmanship – shipping of P T Barnum

Spaceship – shipping of celestial bodies

Township – shipping of communities

I feel both so played and also so educated.

Like, this is blatant tomfoolery, sir, and somewhat insulting to fandom… But I also respect this position and will use it to disappoint my friends’ faith in me. So, thanks!

I have personally encountered at least one apparently sincere example of every single entry on this list.

have you ever drawn a snake (a snail snake)?

iguanamouth:

this is illegal

satansyoungerbrother:

zombie-twink:

Results so far

It’s going off of skin tone. Alien tiddies are alright then. Holy shit.

i-am-a-fish:

animution11:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

“Water is bad”, says scientist

“What is this stuff? Is it a solid? Why is it moving so much? It’s bad”, says a second scientist

“It definately exists but I can see right through it. I’m so fucking mad you guys”, chimes in third scientist

“Who let the cats in the lab???”

“SCATTER!!”, meows fourth scientist

zimbolt:

weallhavegunsforhands:

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

chimeranyx:

dreaming-shark:

hotcommunist:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

Some dad’s and lesbians have been known to hunt together

talesfromweirdland:

Nick Cardy cover art for HOUSE OF SECRETS #114 (1973).

dullanyan:

saki is a lesbian.

source:

led an all girl biker gang

cant sit in chairs right:

this:

thanks for coming to my ted talk

A well stated argument.

itjoey:

nerdgasrnz:

confusedbyinterface:

thatheckinjade:

chongoblog:

kevv:

jaymonoto:

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

me when i eat soup lol

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

some really good fuckin’ soup

How do you have a reaction image for THIS POST, at THIS MOMENT, for THIS CONTEXT

all i can think of is “why are you buying clothes at the soup store”

uberguber89:

shadowkat678:

galahadwilder:

catchymemes:

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

7 months to be born and grow up, 5 months to find him again, it adds up!

Source: catchymemes