themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

stimman3000:

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wait, this a regular deer and a chevrotain?

this must be what it’s like for hobbits when humans are being affectionate towards them

“WHY THEY LIK ME”

“SHHHHH I CLEAN”

Birds is right on the nose, because I just found out that this little guy might be an adult, given how small chevrotains are.

Deer: “You carry the fate of us all, little one.”

Chevrotain: “I’m literally older than you.”

Halflings

I still love the idea I once read for making some halflings settlements more like Hobbit inspired but with a sneaky hidden dark side to protecting the peace from outsiders

Basically, if a guest (or “guest” ) stays too long in their settlement longer than tolerated, they run them off with a Scooby-Doo style plot. 

Invading/occupying armies get a mix of that along with Home-Alone style traps.

Adventurers are an exception since they aren’t scared away by monsters, but attracted by stories  of them, so unfortunately they grin and bear their presence. (”Nothing worse than an adventurer.”)

Some elven adventurers would of course catch on eventually due to their , and might be asked by their folks back home to try and pressure the halflings to reveal their techniques to them.

okay listen i know tolkien was over here all like “pipeweed is tobacco” but we can all agree that its marijuana, right? merry and pippin are stoned every point in the book they have a second to relax

penny-anna:

curse-you:

penny-anna:

Compromise: hobbits smoke both & lump them together as ‘pipeweed’

u never kno what ur gonna get when a hobbit offers u some “pipeweed”

‘pipeweed’ in the Shire just means ‘herbs u can smoke in a pipe’ and it’s common knowledge that there are pipeweeds that are smooth & relaxing to smoke and pipeweeds that’ll get you stoned and they know which is which.

For whatever reason only tobacco caught on outside the Shire so middle earth’s other smokers just took to calling it pipeweed bcos that’s what the hobbits they bought it from called it.

So then

Merry: hey Gimli want some old toby

Gimli: what’s that

Merry: oh it’s a kind of pipeweed

Gimli: oh sure!

*later*

Gimli: what’s happening