ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside
yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right
you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right
YALL
YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM
RIGHT?
I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.
THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T
I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.
y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.
because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame
joanne k rowling, woke intersectionalist: hey bud. listen. you know that evil snake named after an indian story? the one who died? well heh………… get this…………… she’s actually a korean woman…… who shapeshifts. turns out we had strong representasian after all huh? you poc women are going to love this *checks off ‘cho chang’ on her mile-long list of sins*
me, a korean woman who just wants to forget: how did you get in my house
literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this
Voldemort drinks her milk fam.
DRINKS HER MILK.
he WHAT
YOU HEARD ME. THE WHITE NAZI ESQ VILLAIN DRINKS THE MILK OF A “CURSED” KOREAN WOMAN TURNED SNAKE.
So much wrong here. Are we sure isn’t retconning in fetishes?
Monsters and Stuff 