mothydude:

gefthetalkingmongose:

mothydude:

gefthetalkingmongose:

hedorahtheblogmonster:

atomic-crusader:

rochasaurus:

People got some shit to say about Mothra.

they shouldn’t

Moth-fuckers were a mistake.

No, we know what we’re doing and you can’t stop us. We live by the mussy, we die by the mussy.

So you know that being attracted to Mothra is basically bestiality?

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Guess again, by being a moth and not a caterpillar she is undeniably of age, and according to wikizilla her intelligence is one of her greatest assets, maybe even bypassing human intelligence. So that’s two boxes checked off for safe to fuck. Now what about the second box? Surely she can’t communicate. Guess again.

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Shobijin, Mothra’s priests who Mothra can canonically communicate with and through, giving her the ability to communicate with humans. SO I RESERVE MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO FUCK THE MOTH

Wouldn’t it be awkward having the shobojin around though?