Tag: godzilla

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evil-haiku-robot:

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pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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HOLY FUCK 

EHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

A horcrux obviously

Now you know why they tried to make the nokia phones indestructible

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that’s fucking hedorah 

callie-the-kaiju-queen:

monarchofficial:

 Favorite Seinfeld Episodes: “Godzilla vs. Biollante” (S1 Ep1.5)

WHAT
OH MY GOD
Kramer:JERRY! YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT THIS ROSE BUSH I WON AT AN ESTATE AUCTION!

Jerry: Kramer why would you buy a rose bush from an estate auction

Kramer: well it was just calling to me..the place used to belong to some hotshot scientist but he died and they’re getting rid of his stuff

George: well it looks like your plant is dying

Kramer: i cant let this plant die! i paid 12 dollars for it! …i have an idea Newman intercepted some “lost” mail meant for a local science lab labelled “G-cells” the G must stand for Growing!” 

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tardigraderanger:

Based on this image, the fact that Optimus Prime (who is in his hand at the moment) is usually recorded at around 32 ft tall, and doing some generalized math works, I have estimated that Metroplex stands at aprox. 3548 ft tall. That is more than 10 times the size of the largest incarnation of Godzilla. (328 ft)

For years, giant monsters have used cities as the backdrops for their vicious battles. 

But now…

They’re going to learn what happens…

When The City.

Fights.

Back.

Coming this summer: Metroplex vs Kaiju

I now know that Metroplex could totally punt Godzilla like a football if he wanted.

I don’t know what I can do with this knowledge, but I have it.

And now, everyone following me knows too.

Largest Godzilla is actually 984 ft now, but that’s only slightly less than a third of Metroplex’s height. 

However, that Godzilla can honestly probably break his kneecaps with his OP powers, so it would be an amazing fight. (And closer to what we should have gotten in a movie where Mechagodzilla’s nanotech rebuilt it as a city.)

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