
It’s a busy day today, so these are some very quick goblins. But the important thing is that they exist now.

It’s a busy day today, so these are some very quick goblins. But the important thing is that they exist now.
Someone once pointed out that due to goblin’s own records on things being sparse/different priorities, they might not even realize that other civilizations see themselves at being at war with the goblins. The goblin
This lead me to an a idea of a dwarf or human adventurer being shocked and horrified to learn his people’s blood feud with the surrounding goblin tribes is mostly one sided, with the goblins thinking that their attacks are as opportunistic as the goblins own.
“We have to help them! It is unsporting for them to not even know why and how much we hate them, nor even know that we are at war! We must improve their education so we can resume the blood feud in a truly civilized manner!”
And another question on the matter- is the goblin-wolf the only possible combination? Or can someone found a way to unite other races with other beasts? Can there be more “barghest like” demons?
And there is one more mystery, who the barghest experience all too painfully, and others probably don’t even consider- How is it, to leave with Hunger, constantly inside you? Always desiring, pushing, insisting? How does it feel that for you to live, you must erase all shred of existence from others? How is it to feel the world hates you? The gods hate you? Thatyou have no place, neither on the material plane or another? And the cruel catch- that in order grow stronger, protect yourself, advance like others do, all that waits you is madness and death? Is it a wonder they hate everyone else, SOOOO much?
From 2E
“Hobgoblins have their own language and often speak with orcs, goblins, and carnivorous apes.”
“Underground complexes may be guarded by 2-12 carnivorous apes (60%).
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I just felt this should be noted
edit: Also the freaking Varag, https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Varag Honestly would probably reflavor them to actually be smarter and less monstrously hungry, but don’t do well in with the hobgoblin education system
Now looking at some homebrew ideas, I rembered this gem for the goblins
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Pathfinder gave them battle yaks
An yzobu is a herd animal found in cold hills, plains, and mountains. It stands roughly the height of a horse, but has a bulkier frame. Its head is more bovine, with a pair of thick, slightly curved horns protruding from the sides of its flat forehead and four smaller prongs jutting from the top. The fur of an yzobu is long and shaggy, protecting it from the harsh winters of its habitat. This pelt accumulates a pungent secretion from the yzobu’s body that gives it a strong odor that those unaccustomed to the creatures find sickening.
Like the hobgoblins who use them as mounts and beasts of burden, yzobus (called “battle yaks” by their war-mongering handlers) live in complex social groups. These immense herds can number in the thousands, and present quite a problem to ranchers, explorers, and pioneers who encounter them while traversing the open plains and hills where the yzobus graze. A single herd can range over a spread of tens of thousands of square miles in a year, devouring all the grass and small vegetation in the region, trampling what they can’t eat, and forcing other creatures—including humanoids—to move elsewhere or suffer the same fate.
Yzobus are extremely aggressive, and fight ruthlessly to defend even the weakest member of their herd, making them difficult pests to deal with, and even more difficult to train for service or war. Hobgoblins have grown skilled at the process, and keep a fair number of tamed yzobus. They breed these with wild yzobus every few generations to keep them fierce.
Races of war
“You weren’t hired to think. You were hired because you have opposable thumbs.”
Goblins are the weakest and smallest of the Goblinoid races, and that means that in society in general they get a really crap deal. But that’s not really important for a Player Character, because player characters get access to classes like Rogue, Knight, and Wizard for whom being small is not a huge problem. Indeed, Goblins have a number of saving graces that in the wild barely keep them alive that when used by a player character can make them very effective. Naturally adept at stealth, Goblins are virtually made to be a Rogue or Wizard, and indeed most Goblins who have class levels are one or the other.
But the Goblins are also extremely gifted mounted combatants. And why is that? Because they are the smallest and weakest of the Goblinoids, the Worgs long ago enslaved the Goblin people. That’s right, the Worgs came in and imposed their dominion upon Goblins, not the other way around. But time does funny things… Worgs are pretty stupid, and they don’t have thumbs. So while they are individually powerful, eventually they were forced to have the Goblins do all the important stuff – like keep records and make decisions.
So now, the Worgs have gone many generations doing pretty much whatever it is that their “servants” tell them to do. Which means that really the Goblins are totally in control. And because of this, Goblin children are practically born into the saddle. Those rich enough to afford a wolf to ride (like well, player characters) can be devastatingly effective lancers.
Since in Dnd they get their name from a misunderstanding carried over from Tolkien (that Tolkien corrected in later), why not rationalize it as them being “house building goblins”.
Its either a condescending faint praise name, or they actually have inborn basic architectural knowledge, and get antsy if they don’t have the materials to work on it. And it would extend to arrangements inside the homes to, such as furniture arrangement. I imagine Feng-Shui like things would be a thing for them, but their idea of what’s optimal would change with the seasons.
Basically they’d be an imperialistic larger version of the Doozers from Fraggle Rock, but also with interior decorating.
I can’t elaborate on this right now because I’m in class but I’ve been thinking all morning about how our frequent comparisons of cats (especially hairless) to goblins means we should really think more about cat-like goblins
I’m thinking like
goblins with mouths full of needle-sharp little teeth and eyeshine and a creepy tendency to stare without blinking at the things that catch their attention
but also
goblins who squint blissfully when they’re relaxing, goblins whose feelings are betrayed by the movement of their ears, goblin parents affectionately hoisting their infants up by the neck
goblins who have spent generations living in less-than-stable caves, developing a knack for landing on their feet no matter how far they fall (or how hard they’re thrown)
goblins with surprising leg strength, who can get up any vertical surface you put in front of them with a running start and a bit of scrabbling
goblins with literally no concept of furniture just perching on the arms of chairs or flopping out all over the gotdang floor. one really smug little goblin pleased as hell with herself cause she just sat down in a box.
oh shit – goblins whose pupils RAPIDLY AND VERY VISIBLY DILATE when they’re looking at something interesting!!!
Great, now my ideal goblin is a cat-frog that give birth to marsupial-like young (but have no pouch)