lisa being the leader of the resistance and cody being the leader of the school government is like infinitely funnier if theyre siblings AND they know the other person is their enemy. can you imagine them just sitting across the dining table at home eating their peas and
lisa: brother dear i heard there was a new law enacted by the student council today
cody: ‘no vampires allowed in school premises’! im personally a big fan of that one
lisa: i do wonder what made the president go through such drastic measures to keep those vermin outside of our school halls (:
cody: i cant claim to know his agenda 🙂
lisa: (:
cody: 🙂
dave: trying furiously not to cry because cody was in charge of dinner today and he made garlic bread
So Batman’s been missing for three years in the Arrow ‘Verse, and that’s why he’s not shown up anywhere? …Okay, that’s also how they got around him not being in the Birds of Prey show as well.
Could lead to some interesting plots in Kate’s show when it begins, whether they’ll have the imposter Batman from Grant Morrison’s run show up claiming to be the “real“ Batman, only for her to know that that’s a lie ‘cause Batman is, you know, her cousin. He probably went to her Bat Mitzvah or something.
Answer: Maybe?? You could certainly ride one on the ground (if it would let you, if you could attach a saddle, etc). Unlike birds, pterosaurs launched quadrupedally, and the main driver of their launch stroke was the wing. This gives a big benefit over birds – instead of having to separately develop large muscles on the legs and arms, they could afford to just beef up the arms majorly.
The bigger benefit of this is, of course, that they’d probably have an easier time taking off with extra weight. Current weight estimates of the largest pterosaurs are around 200kg (440lb), so would they be able to take off with a human on their back? I’m not sure. The answer might be “if you’re especially small”.
the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind
Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.
Humans: oh my god this burns so good
Peppers: wut
poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER
humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what
tobacco: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.
humans holding matches: my, my, what do we have here?
Mint: Stay off me bugs or I’ll poison you!
Humans: Yeah I’m gonna need to put this poison in my dessert and mix it with chocolate.
Monsters and Stuff 