literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this
Voldemort drinks her milk fam.
DRINKS HER MILK.
he WHAT
YOU HEARD ME. THE WHITE NAZI ESQ VILLAIN DRINKS THE MILK OF A “CURSED” KOREAN WOMAN TURNED SNAKE.
So much wrong here. Are we sure isn’t retconning in fetishes?