why-animals-do-the-thing:

anentireuncookedmeatloaf:

cactusrabbit:

bunjywunjy:

seatrench:

Curious Blue Shark

(source)

this shark is the most earnest creature on the entire planet

WHAT THIS

WHAT IT DO

BOOP

@why-animals-do-the-thing ???

This is probably investigatory behavior! As we talked about a couple years ago on the blog, sharks have lots of little sensory organs around their nose and mouth called Ampullae of Lorenzini. 

(Photo Credit: Chris Huh)

They’re basically little gel-filled pores that sense electric current, and they’re why sharks investigate everything with their faces. Sharks bump things with their nose to put their ampullae near them in an attempt to learn about them – like finding out if you’re animal, vegetable or mineral, and if you could potentially be edible. 

From the video linked, we can see the shark is swimming around checking out the divers (who appear to be hanging out at a decompression stop), before coming over closer to the guy who is filming. This isn’t aggressive behavior – it looks like simply curiosity. It’s not a shark kiss, it’s a shark question: what are you?

ladyloveandjustice:

how do pigeons play baseball or kendo they don’t have hands

why do birds have a birdwatching club

why am i even questioning anything

Lets play is over so I feel its okay to answer this, but the leading theory in fandom is the birdwatching club is a way to get students to do the governments work for them and monitor populations of birds that haven’t been fully uplifted yet. 

titleknown:

phle-botomy:

topics apparent in traditional christmas carols that have Strangely Disappeared from modern canon:

  • the devil
  • the lord of this manor better give us booze or we’ll burn his house Down
  • alternatively, give us some cash
  • this plant is Red like the blood of Childbirth
  • i was wooed in the sheep field
  • what up, it’s the Devil again
  • goods or tuppence may be exchanged for a viewing of this wren we’ve killed
  • SWORD DANCE TUNES
  • we sing in thanks of the maidservant who let the mob into the laird’s home
  • dancing is a sin but do you think i’m gonna stop
  • unlikely
  • the apple crop better be good or next year it’ll grow fertilized with your blood
  • the winter is cruel but the laird is crueler
  • the church is also cruel
  • it’s lucky to give us money. in this case, the luck is not getting stabbed
  • really there are so many bangers

@bisexualcryptkeeper