There’s this video of a lil baby whale shark following scuba divers around because she thinks the bubbles emitted from their air tanks were plankton like I’m so proud of her.
Reblog if you’re proud of this beautiful baby
THERE SHE IS
look at this big dumb cute beautiful baby
A quick check of Wikipedia says babies are 16-24 inches, so I’m gonna say this is more… a teenager? Still adorable.
You know what pisses me off about every adaptation and reference to The Shadow Over Innsmouth?
They all involve the horror of ‘Dirty sub-humans want to fuck our women,’ but that wasn’t even in the original Lovecraft.
Like, I freely acknowledge that Lovecraft was a screaming racist, but the whole ‘They are preying on our women’ aspect is an interpolation by later authors! The only two relationships with Deep Ones mentioned in any detail, the Narrator’s ancestors and Zadok Allen’s refusal to take a fish wife) are both human man and Deep One woman! The misogyny is from later authors.
Also, the borderline blackface interpretation of various cover illustrations is also the work of artists not reading the text, as Lovecraft specifically mentions that the ‘Innsmouth look’ doesn’t resemble any known human ethnicity, and they were probably Welsh stand ins…
You have to work pretty hard to ADD bigotry to Lovecraft, ffs. His works are riddled with racism and xenophobia, and people go out of their way to make it worse.
Let’s say that someday, hypothetically, I were to meet a genie, and get one wish. That wish would be for world peace. What kind of person would I be to wish for anything else? Of course, the good thing is genies typically come with three wishes, so I could waste at least one on making jellyfish float in the air.
The genie, being the jerk he is, would subsequently electrocute all the jellyfish, meaning I made the world much more dangerous in my need for cnidarians, but I still think that’d be a fair price to pay. If you didn’t know already, Donkey Kong lives in this world I just hypothetically came up with, and Jellybob is the exact result of that wish. Jellybobs figured that stinging tentacles just weren’t quite enough, and specced into a bit of electrocution as well.
Now, I am no math expert, but I think that Jellybob is probably pretty dangerous. This guy can fry a dang gorilla with ease! If we have any math expert followers, I’d love to see just how high the voltage on Jellybob has to be. And subsequently, we must ask: could we power a four-and-a-half story apartment building with a single Jellybob? These are the real questions necessary in this world. You know. For science.
– Do horde soldiers like fall in love and make babies or does the horde just kidnap kids
– do they let horde soldiers do that but then erase everyones memory so that the kid thinks theyre an orphan and everyone can go back to business??
Bc like u need to keep up numbers somehow
– is the imp hordak’s kid? Or just like a familiar
– whys shadow weaver care abt having adora be in the horde so much did she know about her connections to the first ones / she ra and if so why did she hide it from Hordak
Taking in account that Adora didn’t know what an aunt was, I do believe it’s probably a case of “Your kid belongs to the state”, so when soldiers have kids they move them around to be raised in different camps and, yes, memory erasure sounds like it’s plausible.
I don’t know about the Imp, I just think he is a little robot pet…
I have no idea about Shadow Weaver’s intentions… But, taking in account she intended on erasing Adora’s memories of being She-Ra and get back to working for the Horde, I actually don’t know if she cared about that part that much…
I can’t possibly hate Hordak he has a TINY BABY and he gives him scratches, obviously frequently because he doesn’t even THINK about doing it and Imp starts smiling as soon as he sees Hordak’s hand move
Monsters and Stuff 