bogleech:

fawriel:

bogleech:

bogleech:

bogleech:

I aint got the energy to draw that kind of thing but personally I’d like to know what the princess crown does to my favorite mario thing:

going by current trends however I conclude that the most likely outcome is just a version of princess peach who never washes her hands

#oh hey mario #its us #i mean its me #that princess #whose name i cant remember #but its definitely our name #i mean my name #wow im sure forgetful huh #must be an evil spell by that boosler guy #i bet the only way to break it is to lick all the doorknobs in the castle #ill be in the garbage if you need me #hurry man they aint lickin themselves

I got some questions about her overnight and two references to her as a Waifu so these are things you should really know ahead of time:

• Every cell of her body is actually one of the viruses and just breathing too close to her is probably bad
• Punctuates most statements by spitting on the floor
• Always has a real wet cough and doesn’t even pretend to try and cover her mouth
• Systematically drinks directly out of every beverage carton in every refrigerator she gains any access to, and then all the condiment bottles
• Weight and volume of her hair is exceeded by the amount of grease in it
• Anti-vaccine
• Gets into long, rambling, sometimes table-flipping rages about how much she hates Osmosis Jones like he’s a real public figure